For the first time ever, I watched the Academy Awards. I only watched because Chris Rock was hosting. He was pretty funny. His Bush jokes were funny, and it was true to the point. I have actually heard some right-wingers complaining about Rock last night. Pretty pathetic, especially since there was a funny joke at the expense of John Kerry (claiming Kerry proposed to Oprah, because Oprah is so rich).
A few other thoughts I had: 1) what happened to Johnny Depp? 2) Sean Penn is a loser. he looked all drugged up and didn't even bother to button his shirt. 3) I think Jamie Foxx might have fake cried. I hope not, but it just seems planned because he has done this before.
A few other thoughts I had: 1) what happened to Johnny Depp? 2) Sean Penn is a loser. he looked all drugged up and didn't even bother to button his shirt. 3) I think Jamie Foxx might have fake cried. I hope not, but it just seems planned because he has done this before.
By Chuck - 2/28/2005
7 Comments:
Here's a question, what's worse, fake crying or fake sleeping? I seriously want to fake suicide to get out my finals. Any suggestions Chuck? I don't seem to have an eyepatch or crutches, but I'd honestly do anything right now.
Zeus
eyepatch shows you mean business. i feel you could play up a fake suicide, though.
zeus, are you going back for michaels wedding on May 7? I think I am. you better bring it
if you need advice on how to fake sleep, ask craig
Rock was funny.
Salma Hayek and Kate Winslet looked really good.
Dustin Hoffmann was completely cracked out. Couldn't even read the TelePrompter.
Star Jones, reporting for E!, was wearing a dress that made her back fat look like chocolate pudding.
This "right-winger" did not watch the awards because I have not seen the movies and I really don't fucking care. As for the jokes, well, they're jokes.
John: For your exam, just pay someone to slam your hand in a car door and make sure it is broken. Surefire way to get out of it.
Jordan
Chucker, definitely bringing it for Michaels wedding, in the meantime suicide watch. Oh, and no hitting on Brittany this time by you and I'll tone down with throwing buckeyes. Good times.
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