Are you having trouble getting your General Motor up? Noticing a decrease in oil production? When you're the leader of the free world, you want to take your time and wait until the moment is right.
Introducing 36 hour Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah, the only economic dysfunction tablet that has been proven not only to work fast, but last up to 36 hours. Side effects may include lower oil prices, compromised human rights principals, greater dependence on foreign oil, and more wars. That's ok, because when a relaxing moment turns in to the right moment to get your approval rating up, you can be ready.
By Kyle - 4/27/2005
8 Comments:
I knew who wrote this post within the first sentence. Leave it to Kyle to create the perfect blend of political banter and sexual innuendo. You make me proud.
kyle, so funny. just great.
and so true, regarding the threat Bush causes by begging these clowns to help us out
I bet Bush put the moves on Prince Abdullah in the manner of Smoove B.
Well, my co-workers had a real hardy Brazilian laugh from the post...and they can't speak English. Nicely done.
I have to confess that I spent about an hour and a half last night looking for that jazz music they use in the current Cialis ad.
Bob, translate it to Portuguese for them with Babel Fish
I knew it - I knew it! Who gets to be the woman tonight!
Hey did not 15 Saudies destroy the Trade Towers and the Pentagon on 9-11?????????
Now the prez is stroking the Prince's peepee.
And dumb-ass bush runs off to the Saudis to solve his problems.
A real NON-President!!!
If this quote:
"Now the prez is stroking the Prince's peepee."
does not make the quotes of the week board, I think y'all are doing the readers a disservice.
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