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What's in a name?
Do you want the good news or the bad news first?O.K...the good news is that the 'War on Terror' is over [roars of applause].
The bad news?
Well, the bad news is that...it's just got a new name.
Do you remember when Puff Daddy became P. Diddy?
Well, it's like that, I guess.
(Same product, new packaging.)
Today at the BBC: New name for 'war on terror'
It explains that the phrase 'War on Terror' is in need of an extreme make-over (see above). Turns out people aren't so fond of the term anymore.Late Wednesday, the White House described the phrase as "totally played-out." There has been no word yet on the new face they will slap on this mess in Iraq. But it is sure to provide a "broader perspective to the evolving nature of the struggle" (see right).
So fellow patriots, I urge you to submit at least one idea in the comments section. Once a respectable list is compiled, I will promptly forward them to President Bush for consideration. Go crazy.
By Robert - 7/28/2005
9 Comments:
Alright well here's my first proposal.I say we call the War on Terror:
The Full-Nelson of Freedom.
(Coach Hatton would be proud)
Bob, my vote goes to:
"Jihad a free country, but I-slam you now"
F*ck, I should really stop media planning and be a copywriter.
Nice KA,
Good to hear from you again, it's been too long.
I have another title idea:
"The 'Oil?! What oil?' War against the Devil (who is gay) and everyone else with a beard."
It's too long, and doesn't flow very well, I know. KA, yours still takes the cake thus far.
(By the way, I put the rose pictures up in honor of Shakespeare's famous/relevant quote: "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
---or as rank, in this case.)
Keep the ideas comin.
my hats off to KA,
im posting because that comment reminded me of a story.
some kid in highschool was wearing a shirt that read ISLAM across the front. and a certain friend of ours (i wont mention who) came up to me between classes, pointed him out, and said "its BS he is wearing that shirt."
I thought, thats a bold statement, i mean the guy has a right to expression and blah blah blah.
then our friend said to me..... in all seriousness "there is NO WAY that kid can dunk"
to everyone back home... ill see you tomorrow night- have your drinking shoes out and polished
Nugent how are you getting to Akron, dick. Anyway I think Matt Stone and Trey parker from the movie Team America would have the best new Slogan for the war on terror. "America FUCK YEA" "Where here to save the Fucking Day YEA"
Sorry about the bad language.
Maney
"Bungled Boon-Doggery of Bush Boners & British Buddy/Buggery"
Hey Good Buddy,
Whatthe Hellis this: All this "STAY THE COURSE" crappyiola we have been stuffed with for the last 3 years and NOW the pres/pussy is talkin bout a dipplymatic approach to the "extreemists"
Oh well, i guess we can all go back to homo/ hatin now instead of towel head hatin.
Im still pissed at Cassious Clay fer changin his name.
By the way, I herd that armed robbery is now called "ECONOMIC RELIEF"
Nugent, I thought of the same story.
-The 9/11 Memorial Action Stance
-The Crazy Iraqi Fun Time Happy Fight
-Sand Wars: A New Hope (we'll probably have to pay Lucas royalities on this one)
-Terrorist Terrorist Terrorist 9/11 9/11 gOD Bless America
-Just for fun change "terrorist" to "Cobra," and bring back reruns of G.I. Joe to increase sentiment for the war.
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