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Robert said...: This one is actually a lot more funny if you read the real headline first. Oh well.; Sunday, 28 October, 2007
Petey said...: I dont blame Awnie for wanting to off the shitbirds lighting up his hood.

I do blame him for indiscretion of saying such to the press.

HES COMING TO GET YOOOOOOOO (with the Zippo); Sunday, 28 October, 2007
Robert said...: I just love the idea of Arnold telling criminals that he's going to 'hunt them down.'

I wanted to toss a Total Recall reference in here instead of a Terminator one, but I drew a blank.

As always, any other fake headline suggestions?; Sunday, 28 October, 2007
petey said...: "President Bush's brain scan proves negative"; Sunday, 28 October, 2007
Kyle said...: Some guy on NPR was saying that hunting down the person who started these fires is like looking for the snowflake that started the avalanche.

I thought that was interesting.; Sunday, 28 October, 2007
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